May 2012
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May 30th
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April 2012
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Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 25th
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At the McDonald's drive-thru with my dad today
Me: What do you want?
My dad: Large fries. Large Diet Coke.
Me (ordering): Can we get 2 large fries and 2 large Diet Cokes?
My dad: Is large the biggest size they have? Is there anything bigger than large?
Apr 20th
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Apr 11th
Apr 11th
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you know sometimes i forget that it’s really good to be heartbroken over small beautiful things and the world really is mostly an awesome place and everything is pretty cool. sometimes i forget that everything is everything until my best friend reminds me of all the conversations we’ve had on that subject and you know, it’s pretty nice to remember that.
Apr 11th
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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My allergies have been so bad for the last few weeks that I felt like I was sleepwalking. I couldn’t concentrate on anything to save my life and the only things I felt capable of doing were laying on the couch and taking a lot of accidental naps. It was seriously lethargy in extreme form. But for the past two days I’ve suddenly had all this ENERGY, and no idea where it’s coming...
Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Listentheidiotking: Animal Collective - Peacebone ...
Apr 9th
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March 2012
9 posts
Mar 27th
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important things
I really fucking hate the tiny caps on Nestle bottled water. I know that they changed them to save the planet and reduce waste and stuff and I’m really all for that except for I can’t open a bottle of water without hurting my hand and sometimes it REALLY hurts and then I get really grumpy and then I don’t even want the water anymore. I just want to open a bottle of water without...
Mar 20th
“When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a...”
– Ann Druyan, Carl Sagan’s wife Automatic reblog (via ladyhazard)
Mar 19th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 14th
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February 2012
10 posts
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Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to... →
i am literally crying right now the best part is all the commenters who took it seriously i’m dead
Feb 22nd
Feb 21st
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WatchWatch
keepupthegoodtwerk: 00pz OH MY GOD
Feb 21st
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here is a post about why my boyfriend is a nice...
i went running this morning with a friend and didn’t take my house key because my boyfriend was still at home. as we were coming back to the house he drove by in his truck leaving for work and i sheepishly told him that i didn’t have my house key and i was now locked out of the house. he was like “well that wasn’t a very good idea, was it?” and i was like noooo SORRY...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Kanye West facts
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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January 2012
15 posts
Jan 30th
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Sooo I’ve just been posting nail pix here occasionally but now I am getting more into nail art/polish/etc. so I figured that justified starting a nails-only blawg… HERE IT IS: dressedupnails.tumblr.com!!!! I haven’t posted any nail pix on this blog in a while so I figured I’d just spam Tumblr with all my nails today and get this DRESSED UP NAILS thing started with a BANG!
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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