February 2012
10 posts
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Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to... →
i am literally crying right now
the best part is all the commenters who took it seriously
i’m dead
Watchkeepupthegoodtwerk:
00pz
OH MY GOD
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here is a post about why my boyfriend is a nice...
i went running this morning with a friend and didn’t take my house key because my boyfriend was still at home. as we were coming back to the house he drove by in his truck leaving for work and i sheepishly told him that i didn’t have my house key and i was now locked out of the house. he was like “well that wasn’t a very good idea, was it?” and i was like noooo SORRY...
Kanye West facts
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
January 2012
15 posts
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Sooo I’ve just been posting nail pix here occasionally but now I am getting more into nail art/polish/etc. so I figured that justified starting a nails-only blawg… HERE IT IS: dressedupnails.tumblr.com!!!! I haven’t posted any nail pix on this blog in a while so I figured I’d just spam Tumblr with all my nails today and get this DRESSED UP NAILS thing started with a BANG!
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I went to a roller derby training workshop yesterday and now everything hurts. EVERYTHING. And the best part is that it’s getting worse by the hour. Every time I get up from my desk hurts worse than the last time I got up. I didn’t even know I HAD this many muscles.
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I went on a morning run today for the first time and discovered that morning runs are REALLY GREAT. I always have energy after a run but have never been able to muster the motivation to do one in the morning like I know I should, anyway it turned out to be the feel-good equivalent of three cups of coffee spiked with ecstasy but with no jittery side effects so I think I’ll be doing this...
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
hahahaha i’m dead
December 2011
37 posts
“If you think back and replay your year, if it doesn’t bring you tears either of...”
– John Cage
(my favorite quote from the entire series)
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I made brunch plans thirty minutes ago but instead of actually going and being social in real life I’m laying in bed texting Emoji icons and pictures of my dog to my friends. ALL I WANT TO DO IS SNUGGLE.
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“My wife and I are thinking of adopting and shockingly found in Texas, the cost...”
– The price of babies, by color | Chris Blattman (via abbyjean)
I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve desperately wanted to comment on someone’s Facebook status and say “NO ONE CARES.”
Like how do you not know that your status about making spaghetti for your “hubby” (that word is another crime altogether), or going to church, or having a lame day at work, is the most boring thing in the world. You aren’t...
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I HAVEN’T BEEN DRINKING MUCH CAFFEINE AT ALL LATELY BUT TODAY I’VE HAD TWO GLASSES OF DIET COKE AND I AM GETTING SHIT DONE AND I’M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT EVERYTHING I’M GETTING DONE AND ALL THE THINGS I WANT TO DO AND YAYYY ACTIVITIES AND CAFFEINE
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I just searched the tag “booty” and actually spent more than 10 seconds looking at the results and what is wrong with me I need to get off the internet right now.
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oh my god why does the internet have so many things
how can anyone ever be reasonably expected to leave it
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I’ve been in the house all day and I really had to take my dog for a walk because I felt bad for her since she’s also been in the house all day but I couldn’t bear the thought of putting on clothes so I didn’t. I just put on shoes and went, in disgusting dirty sweatpants and a sweatshirt and no bra and dirty hair. I didn’t even brush my teeth. And by didn’t...
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Hunger Games nail polish collection →
I loved the books and I can’t wait for the movies and lately I also love nail polish so. These are pretty.
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I just made eggs over easy and some bacon for breakfast (? it’s 2:30 in the afternoon but I’m home sick so whatever) and I microwaved the bacon because I’m lazy but when I opened the microwave I found the bacon overcooked even though I had cooked it for less time than the package said and I yelled out loud to no one, “FUCK! NO! WHY! WHY ME!” like it was the most...
“I hated being a teenager. And then I discovered drugs. And then that’s all I...”
– Louis CK. (via whydoihaveablog)
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i’m not exaggerating when i say that i got home from work at 5:15 pm and i haven’t left the couch since then, not even to pee or get food or medicine. thank god for a live-in boyfriend who will bring me popcorn and advil because he understands that i’m so lazy even when i’m not sick that when i am sick i can’t work up the motivation to run a bath for myself or...