May 2012
13 posts
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April 2012
15 posts
At the McDonald's drive-thru with my dad today
Me: What do you want?
My dad: Large fries. Large Diet Coke.
Me (ordering): Can we get 2 large fries and 2 large Diet Cokes?
My dad: Is large the biggest size they have? Is there anything bigger than large?
you know sometimes i forget that it’s really good to be heartbroken over small beautiful things and the world really is mostly an awesome place and everything is pretty cool. sometimes i forget that everything is everything until my best friend reminds me of all the conversations we’ve had on that subject and you know, it’s pretty nice to remember that.
My allergies have been so bad for the last few weeks that I felt like I was sleepwalking. I couldn’t concentrate on anything to save my life and the only things I felt capable of doing were laying on the couch and taking a lot of accidental naps. It was seriously lethargy in extreme form. But for the past two days I’ve suddenly had all this ENERGY, and no idea where it’s coming...
March 2012
9 posts
important things
I really fucking hate the tiny caps on Nestle bottled water. I know that they changed them to save the planet and reduce waste and stuff and I’m really all for that except for I can’t open a bottle of water without hurting my hand and sometimes it REALLY hurts and then I get really grumpy and then I don’t even want the water anymore. I just want to open a bottle of water without...
When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a...
– Ann Druyan, Carl Sagan’s wife
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February 2012
10 posts
4 tags
Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to... →
i am literally crying right now
the best part is all the commenters who took it seriously
i’m dead
keepupthegoodtwerk:
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OH MY GOD
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here is a post about why my boyfriend is a nice...
i went running this morning with a friend and didn’t take my house key because my boyfriend was still at home. as we were coming back to the house he drove by in his truck leaving for work and i sheepishly told him that i didn’t have my house key and i was now locked out of the house. he was like “well that wasn’t a very good idea, was it?” and i was like noooo SORRY...
Kanye West facts
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
January 2012
15 posts
2 tags
Sooo I’ve just been posting nail pix here occasionally but now I am getting more into nail art/polish/etc. so I figured that justified starting a nails-only blawg… HERE IT IS: dressedupnails.tumblr.com!!!! I haven’t posted any nail pix on this blog in a while so I figured I’d just spam Tumblr with all my nails today and get this DRESSED UP NAILS thing started with a BANG!